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After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.
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Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile, because it happened.
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May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.
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Half the shit you think I don't know, I found out a long time ago.
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My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.
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Fake hair. Fake nails. Fake smile. Girl, are you sure, you weren't made in China?
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This is a bullshit free zone. We do not apologize for any inconvenience.
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Espresso yourself.
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