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I hate it when I plan my day and no one follows the script.
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Today has been cancelled. Go back to bed!
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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.
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Dance with fairies, ride a unicorn, swim with mermaids & chase rainbows.
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My middle finger salutes you!
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Unicorns are real. The mermaids told me.
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The unicorns made me do it.
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The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.
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