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Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery store.
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The best things in life aren't things!
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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I'm so bitchy right now. I won't even talk to myself.
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I don't have Tourette. I'm just being rude.
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I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
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Follow your dreams. Go back to bed.
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In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.
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