Real sayings

Being a unicorn isn't about being real. It's about being real awesome.

Real eyes realize real lies.

Unicorns are real. The mermaids told me.

I wish people were like money. So you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake!

Monday? Again? Is this really necessary?

I'm not lazy. I just really enjoy doing nothing.

They say, "revenge is sweet." They also say, "revenge is a dish best served cold." I've come to realize revenge is probably ice cream ...

Yesterday I really wanted pizza. Today I am eating pizza. Follow your dreams!