Real sayings

Real eyes realize real lies.

Unicorns are real. The mermaids told me.

I wish people were like money. So you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake!

Being a unicorn isn't about being real. It's about being real awesome.

The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat.

Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize.

Monday? Again? Is this really necessary?

They say, "revenge is sweet." They also say, "revenge is a dish best served cold." I've come to realize revenge is probably ice cream ...