Real sayings

Real eyes realize real lies.

Being a unicorn isn't about being real. It's about being real awesome.

Unicorns are real. The mermaids told me.

I wish people were like money. So you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake!

They say, "revenge is sweet." They also say, "revenge is a dish best served cold." I've come to realize revenge is probably ice cream ...

Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize.

Monday? Again? Is this really necessary?

I'm not lazy. I just really enjoy doing nothing.