Real sayings

Real eyes realize real lies.

Unicorns are real. The mermaids told me.

Being a unicorn isn't about being real. It's about being real awesome.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

Reality is something for people who have fears of unicorns!

Monday? Again? Is this really necessary?