Right sayings

Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, "That can't be right!"

Omg, I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain. On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.

If nothing goes right, go left!

I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right.

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is male.

Yes I have a dirty mind and right now you're running through it ... naked.

I'm so bitchy right now. I won't even talk to myself.