In Heaven there's no beer.
That's why we drink it here.
May you be in heaven 1/2 hour before the devil knows you're dead.
May God grant you many years to live, for sure he must be knowing, the earth has angels all too few and heaven is overflowing.
May your neighbors respect you.
Troubles neglect you.
The angels protect you.
And Heaven accept you.
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
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