May you fly straight to heaven - but if you go to Hades - may Lethe run with Guinness!
May you be in heaven 1/2 hour before the devil knows you're dead.
For every wound a balm.
For every sorrow a cheer.
For every storm a calm.
For every thirst a beer.
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint - and another one!
I drink to your health when I'm with you. I drink to your health when I'm alone. I drink to your health so often. I'm starting to worry about my own.More sayings