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The best things in life aren't things!

May the best you've ever seen be the worse you will ever see.

You're like school in the summertime - no classes!

Here's to being single - drinking doubles - and seeing triple!

May God grant you many years to live, for sure he must be knowing, the earth has angels all too few and heaven is overflowing.

May the doctor never earn a pound out of you.

It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money!

My friends are the best friends - loyal, willing and able.
Now let's get to drinking! All glasses off the table!