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Before you call for 'one for the road' - be sure you know the road!

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal.
Love leaves a memory no one can steal.

Pig’s ass is pork no matter how you cut it.

May the rain fall soft upon your fields!

May the road rise to meet you!

God bless all those that I love.
God bless all those that love me.
God bless all those that love those that I love -
and all those that love those that love me.

May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light.
May good luck pursue you each morning and night.