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Sayings Sex / Love



Love is like a piece of gold, hard to find and hard to hold!


I want to be the little cup, from which you drink your tea.
And everytime you take a drink, you would be kissing me!


Love is a name.
Sex is a game.
Forget the name.
Let's play the game!


Here's to our wives and girlfriends - may they never meet!


You're like school in the summertime - no classes!


I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.


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Sayings Sex / Life



There are only two times that I want to be with you - Now and Forever.


Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, we ought to be together, you and I.


Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint - and another one!


May you have nicer legs than yours under the table, before the new spuds are up.


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Sayings Sex / Feelings



At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you!


Love me, or let it be, but don't play with me!


The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!


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Love is like a flower. If you don't take care, it will die!


A spoken word from you is like a ray of sun, a smile from you like a rainbow and a kiss from you like a touch of god.


The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass,
but you my friend may kiss my lips!


If someone truely loves you they’ll see your beauty inside of you.


There are Tulips in my garden. There are Tulips in the park. But nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!


If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.


If a kiss is a snowflake I would send you a whole snowstorm!


Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see.


Every day and every night I always dream that you are by my side!


Congratulations! You have won a huge place in my heart. You must come and take it or you will never be happy.


Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet and so are you.


Pig’s ass is pork no matter how you cut it.


Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.


Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.


I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply!


Better to have blowjobs – than no jobs!


I'm in my bed. You're in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.


Me. You. Bed. Now.


Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.


Karma is like 69. You get what you give.


 






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