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Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, we ought to be together, you and I.
5


Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.
5


Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.
5


Better to have blowjobs – than no jobs!
3


I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply!
2


I'm in my bed. You're in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.
2


Me. You. Bed. Now.
1


Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.
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