Sleep sayings

At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you!

I can't decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka or 2 weeks of sleep.

Every day and every night I always dream that you are by my side!

Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you are ugly.

I'm not always a bitch. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise and drink plenty of water ... you'll die anyway.

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?