Sleep sayings

At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you!

I can't decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka or 2 weeks of sleep.

Every day and every night I always dream that you are by my side!

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you are ugly.

I'm not always a bitch. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Thinking of you keeps me awake. Dreaming of you keeps me asleep. Being with you keeps me alive.

Follow your dreams. Go back to bed.