Sleep sayings

At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you!

I can't decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka or 2 weeks of sleep.

Every day and every night I always dream that you are by my side!

I'm not always a bitch. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Should I sleep? Or should I shower? I could sleep in the shower ... but I'm also hungry?

Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you are ugly.

Monday has been canceled. Go back to sleep.

To hell with beauty sleep. I want skinny sleep.