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Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you are ugly.
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I'm not always a bitch. Sometimes I'm asleep.
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Follow your dreams. Go back to bed.
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Should I sleep? Or should I shower? I could sleep in the shower ... but I'm also hungry?
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Monday has been canceled. Go back to sleep.
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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
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If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise and drink plenty of water ... you'll die anyway.
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I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
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