Sleeping sayings

Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you are ugly.

I'm not always a bitch. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise and drink plenty of water ... you'll die anyway.

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?

Should I sleep? Or should I shower? I could sleep in the shower ... but I'm also hungry?

Monday has been canceled. Go back to sleep.

Follow your dreams. Go back to bed.