Sleeping sayings

Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you are ugly.

I'm not always a bitch. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Follow your dreams. Go back to bed.

If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise and drink plenty of water ... you'll die anyway.

Should I sleep? Or should I shower? I could sleep in the shower ... but I'm also hungry?

Monday has been canceled. Go back to sleep.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

Don't give up your dreams. Keep sleeping.