Son sayings

May the sons of your daughters smile up in your face.

I try to be a nice person. But sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate.

Big butt? Ok my butt may be big but there is no song about your flat one.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.

I'm a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you again.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.