Son sayings

May the sons of your daughters smile up in your face.

Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.

I'm a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you again.

I try to be a nice person. But sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.

Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Big butt? Ok my butt may be big but there is no song about your flat one.