Son sayings

May the sons of your daughters smile up in your face.

Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs. But I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.

I try to be a nice person. But sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate.

An average person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something.

Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.

Your face is just fine, but you'll have to put a bag over that personality.

There is someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.