Son sayings

May the sons of your daughters smile up in your face.

Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.

I try to be a nice person. But sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate.

I'm a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you again.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.

Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.

Big butt? Ok my butt may be big but there is no song about your flat one.

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.