Son sayings

May the sons of your daughters smile up in your face.

I try to be a nice person. But sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate.

Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.

I'm a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you again.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.

Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.

You can't wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person in a hug.

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs. But I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.