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Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.
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I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat!
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I have tits. Give me free stuff! I have a penis. Blame me for everything!
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You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
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I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
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My husband thinks I'm crazy, but I'm not the one who married me.
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I have a penis. Blame me for everything!
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Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize.
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