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Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.
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I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat!
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You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
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I have tits. Give me free stuff! I have a penis. Blame me for everything!
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Anyone else reached that age where you gain weight if you breathe?
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I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything!
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Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, "That can't be right!"
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An average person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something.
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