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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!

Catch the moments as they fly
and use them as ye ought man -
believe me happiness is shy
and comes not aye when sought man.

May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.

On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

Never forget me,
forget me never!
But when you forget me,
forget me forever!

We do not remember days. We remember moments.

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light.
May good luck pursue you each morning and night.

Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

Never wait until tomorrow to hug someone you could hug today, because when you give one, you get one right back your way.

May you be in heaven 1/2 hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, we ought to be together, you and I.

May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out.

I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights, but I love you more!

There are only two times that I want to be with you - Now and Forever.

I want to be the little cup, from which you drink your tea.
And everytime you take a drink, you would be kissing me!

I'm not always a bitch. Sometimes I'm asleep.

I try to be a nice person. But sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate.

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery store.

Sometimes I drink a glass of water ... Just to surprise my liver!

Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done!

You're like school in the summertime - no classes!

Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

I feel something in my heart. It's like a little flame. Every time I see you, this flame lights up. This flame is special for you, because I love you!

An average person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something.

Every time I lose some weight I find it again in the refrigerator.

Every time you open your mouth, my cock gets homesick.

Being a human is too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.

It's not that I'm horny all the time. It's just that you're always fucking sexy.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels.

I don't fart. I whisper in my panties. Psst ... sometimes it's a scream.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

Don't feel ashamed to fart when peeing. Remember rain sometimes comes with thunder.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!

Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I'll buy my own stuff.

I must have an amazing butt, every time I walk away from someone, I hear them whisper, 'What an ass!'

Half the shit you think I don't know, I found out a long time ago.

Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets? I'd be happy to find intelligent life here on Earth first.

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