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Today has been cancelled. Go back to bed!
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Make today a glitter filled bag of rainbows & unicorn farts.
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Never wait until tomorrow to hug someone you could hug today, because when you give one, you get one right back your way.
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Just in case no one has told you today: Good morning! You're doing great! I believe in you! Nice Butt!
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Have you hugged an idiot today? Me neither, come here!
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My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.
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Yesterday I really wanted pizza. Today I am eating pizza. Follow your dreams!
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I did a push-up today! Well, actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so ... close enough. Now I need chocolate!
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