Trying sayings

If nothing goes right, go left!

If I could look into your eyes, I would feel like in paradise ...

Dear Life, what the hell are you trying to do to me?

No officer. I haven't been drinking. I was trying to avoid all the potholes!

Whoever is trying to bring you down, is already below you.

Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.