Who sayings

I made a huge to-do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it?

Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.

I turned my whole life around. I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

My husband thinks I'm crazy, but I'm not the one who married me.

If a kiss is a snowflake I would send you a whole snowstorm!