Who sayings

Who told the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon?

Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.

The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is, that good girls are very selective who they're bad with.

I don't know how people can fake whole relationships. I can't even fake a hello to someone I don't like.

Anyone who thinks Fools' Day comes just once a year, doesn't work where I work.

This Christmas I'm putting mistletoe in my back pocket so all the people who annoy me can kiss my ass!

If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on.

Who let me adult? I can't adult!