May you get all your wishes but one - so you always have something to strive for.
May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my grandmothers teeth.
May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.
To health, peace and prosperity - May the flower of love never be nipped by the frost of disappointment, nor shadow of grief fall among your family and friends.
I hope your day is as nice as your butt!
All I want for christmas is snow.
I wish I was a unicorn! So I could stab idiots with my head.
Sweet dreams.
Sleep tight.
I love you.
Goodnight.
Apparently the thing my kid most wants for Christmas this year is for me to go bankrupt.
I want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash.
I wish I could illegally download clothes.
Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.
I saw angels in the sky.
I saw snow fall in july.
I saw things you only imagine to see or do,
but I still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you!
There are good ships,
and there are wood ships,
the ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships
are friendships,
and may they always be.
Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see.
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
A butterfly needs its wings: An icebear needs cold weather. And I - I need you!
May God grant you many years to live, for sure he must be knowing, the earth has angels all too few and heaven is overflowing.
May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.
For every wound a balm.
For every sorrow a cheer.
For every storm a calm.
For every thirst a beer.
May you fly straight to heaven - but if you go to Hades - may Lethe run with Guinness!
May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use.
Live every moment. Laugh everyday. Love beyound words!
Oh Lord, give me patience. And give it to me now!
May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.
I wish cake went straight to my boobs.
I wish exercising was as easy as eating!
I wish common sense was more common.
I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply!
I wish that you were here. Or I were there. Or we were together anywhere.
I wish you wouldn't live so far away from my bed.
I wish people were like money. So you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake!
I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat!
Brains are awesome – I wish everybody would have one.
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