Woman sayings

I have tits. Give me free stuff!

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper.

In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is male.

Men look at a woman's behind and go "Wow! What an ass!" Woman look at a man's face and think the same.

I'm honestly convinced that women don't fart. They just hold it in and it comes out as drama.

Women don't fart. They however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sounds like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.

Single women can't fart. They don't have an asshole until they're married.