Woman sayings
10 sayings about women
I have
tits
. Give me
free
stuff!
3
Behind every
angry
woman stands a
man
who has absolutely no
idea
what he did
wrong
.
3
Men
wear the
pants
, but women control the
zipper
.
2
I'm honestly convinced that women don't fart. They just
hold
it in and it comes out as
drama
.
1
Women don't fart. They however shoot tiny puffs of
glitter
, that sounds like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.
1
In a
relationship
one person is always right and the other person is
male
.
1
Men
look at a woman's behind and go "Wow! What an
ass
!" Woman look at a man's
face
and
think
the
same
.
1
Single women can't fart. They don't have an
asshole
until they're
married
.
1
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