Woman sayings

I'm honestly convinced that women don't fart. They just hold it in and it comes out as drama.

Single women can't fart. They don't have an asshole until they're married.

Women don't fart. They however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sounds like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.

Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper.

In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is male.