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I have tits. Give me free stuff!
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Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
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Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper.
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I'm honestly convinced that women don't fart. They just hold it in and it comes out as drama.
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Women don't fart. They however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sounds like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.
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In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is male.
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Men look at a woman's behind and go "Wow! What an ass!" Woman look at a man's face and think the same.
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Single women can't fart. They don't have an asshole until they're married.
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