Woman sayings

I have tits. Give me free stuff!

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper.

Cigarettes and alcohol have warning labels because they are addictive, dangerous and destroy lives. And yet women are just allowed to roam about free!

During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a cold.

I'm honestly convinced that women don't fart. They just hold it in and it comes out as drama.

Women don't fart. They however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sounds like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.

In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is male.