Your sayings

Like an Irishman's obligation, all on one side and always yours.

Congratulations! You have won a huge place in my heart. You must come and take it or you will never be happy.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

I'm in my bed. You're in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

Your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Espresso yourself.