Your sayings
Your - 84 sayings
Like an
Irishman
's
obligation
, all on one side and always yours.
1
Congratulations
! You have won a huge place in my
heart
. You must come and take it or you will never be
happy
.
11
When
everything
's
coming
your way, you're in the
wrong
lane
.
6
Your
clothes
would look nice on my
bedroom
floor
.
5
Be
yourself
. Everyone else is taken.
2
Your
ass
is
jealous
of the
shit
that comes out of your
mouth
.
6
Don't
dream
your
life
,
live
your dreams!
15
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your
shoe
at midnight, you're drunk.
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