Your sayings

Like an Irishman's obligation, all on one side and always yours.

Congratulations! You have won a huge place in my heart. You must come and take it or you will never be happy.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm in my bed. You're in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.

To all those people who have gossiped and bitched about me. Thank you so much for making me the center of your little world.

My lips miss your lips.

Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.