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Like an Irishman's obligation, all on one side and always yours.
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Congratulations! You have won a huge place in my heart. You must come and take it or you will never be happy.
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.
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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.
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I'm in my bed. You're in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.
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Your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.
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Espresso yourself.
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