Your sayings

Like an Irishman's obligation, all on one side and always yours.

Congratulations! You have won a huge place in my heart. You must come and take it or you will never be happy.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.

Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.

Don't dream your life, live your dreams!

Your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.

I want to be the little cup, from which you drink your tea.
And everytime you take a drink, you would be kissing me!