Your sayings

Like an Irishman's obligation, all on one side and always yours.

Congratulations! You have won a huge place in my heart. You must come and take it or you will never be happy.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm in my bed. You're in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

I make beer disappear. What's your superpower?

Follow your dreams. Go back to bed.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.