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I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.


Chocolate is for life. Not just for Easter.


Love is a name.
Sex is a game.
Forget the name.
Let's play the game!


Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.


The best things in life aren't things!


I have a penis. Blame me for everything!


Love is like a piece of gold, hard to find and hard to hold!


One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry.






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