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Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see.


I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply!


If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in fridge?


God bless all those that I love.
God bless all those that love me.
God bless all those that love those that I love -
and all those that love those that love me.


Life is to short to remove USB safely.


I have tits. Give me free stuff! I have a penis. Blame me for everything!


I have a penis. Blame me for everything!


Chocolate is for life. Not just for Easter.






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