Best Sayings

The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat.

I'm not short! My height is just cute!

Your face is just fine, but you'll have to put a bag over that personality.

A moment on the lips. Forever on the hips.

Do you love me?

A: Yes
B: A
C: B

Life wouldn’t be the same without you and all the memories you have given me.

You can't wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person in a hug.

I'm so bitchy right now. I won't even talk to myself.