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I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

Chocolate is for life. Not just for Easter.

Love is a name.
Sex is a game.
Forget the name.
Let's play the game!

Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.

The best things in life aren't things!

I have a penis. Blame me for everything!

Love is like a piece of gold, hard to find and hard to hold!

One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry.

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