I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
Chocolate is for life. Not just for Easter.
Love is a name.
Sex is a game.
Forget the name.
Let's play the game!
Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.
The best things in life aren't things!
I have a penis. Blame me for everything!
Love is like a piece of gold, hard to find and hard to hold!
One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry.