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If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on.


The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


The early worm deserves the bird.


I woke up early. There was no worm.


The early bird can have the worm. I'll take coffee.


The early birds needs a lot of coffee.


I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of a permanently exhausted pigeon.


The early bird can have the worm. Because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.




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