Pig’s ass is pork no matter how you cut it.
I want to be the little cup, from which you drink your tea.
And everytime you take a drink, you would be kissing me!
Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.
May you have nicer legs than yours under the table, before the new spuds are up.
Like an Irishman's obligation, all on one side and always yours.