Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.
You can't wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person in a hug.
Pig’s ass is pork no matter how you cut it.
Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.
I try to be a nice person. But sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate.
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs. But I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.
There is someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.
An average person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something.
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