I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything!
I'm not lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode.
I'm not lazy. I'm just conserving energy.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.
I'm not lazy. I just really enjoy doing nothing.
Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma fuck you up.
Every day and every night I always dream that you are by my side!
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