If a thing is worth doing it would have been done already.
I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything!
I made a huge to-do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it?
What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you.
Monday? Again? Seriously though, I can't keep doing this every week.
Just in case no one has told you today: Good morning! You're doing great! I believe in you! Nice Butt!
I'm not lazy. I just really enjoy doing nothing.
I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, now I have no idea what's going on.