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Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.

Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Love me not. Love me never.
But when you love me – love me forever!

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.

Not to get technical ... but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma fuck you up.

Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Blah, Blah, Blah ...
I want you!