Yes I have a dirty mind and right now you're running through it ... naked.

Love is like a piece of gold, hard to find and hard to hold!

Game over!

The early bird can have the worm. I'll take coffee.

Shoot for the moon! Even if you miss you'll land among the stars.

I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything!

The early bird can have the stupid worm. I don't like worms or mornings.

I secretly divide by zero.

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