Sayings.net

May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight.

If a kiss is a snowflake I would send you a whole snowstorm!

Espresso yourself.

I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything!

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile, because it happened.

Grandma - like mom but without rules.

Never forget me,
forget me never!
But when you forget me,
forget me forever!

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.