May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.
They say, "revenge is sweet." They also say, "revenge is a dish best served cold." I've come to realize revenge is probably ice cream ...
Too early. Too cold. Too Monday.
I miss you like a rose misses the sun in the depths of winter.
During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a cold.
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint - and another one!
A butterfly needs its wings: An icebear needs cold weather. And I - I need you!