Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.
My husband thinks I'm crazy, but I'm not the one who married me.
People push you to the limits, but when you finally explode, you are the crazy one!
I drink to your health when I'm with you. I drink to your health when I'm alone. I drink to your health so often. I'm starting to worry about my own.