Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore I am a unicorn.
Me, Myself and I are all proud to be who we are.
Today I am a mermaid. Tomorrow I will be a unicorn.
Unicorn mermaid princess it doesn't matter. I'm special.
I'm too sexy to be fifty.
I wish that you were here. Or I were there. Or we were together anywhere.
I may not be perfect but at least I'm not fake.