Funny Sayings
Top 20 Sayings about Funny

Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Before you call for 'one for the road' – be sure you know the road!

Funny guys are dangerous. They'll make you laugh and laugh and laugh and then boom you are naked.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!

Are you rich? I'm single!

The best things in life aren't things!

Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see.