Daylight comes through the drunkard’s roof the fastest.
My friends are the best friends - loyal, willing and able.
Now let's get to drinking! All glasses off the table!
For every wound a balm.
For every sorrow a cheer.
For every storm a calm.
For every thirst a beer.
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint - and another one!
Here's to being single - drinking doubles - and seeing triple!
There are many good reasons for drinking.
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living.
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
The Devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor.
I drink to your health when I'm with you. I drink to your health when I'm alone. I drink to your health so often. I'm starting to worry about my own.