Top Sayings about Everything
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I have a penis. Blame me for everything!
I may not be your first love, first kiss, first sight, or first date but I just want to be your last everything.
I have tits. Give me free stuff! I have a penis. Blame me for everything!
I don't need Google. My wife knows everything.
Funny how everything goes your way when you stop giving a fuck.
Is everything expensive or am I just poor?