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Fake hair. Fake nails. Fake smile. Girl, are you sure, you weren't made in China?Share



Do you want a perfect girl? Go and buy a Barbie!Share



The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is, that good girls are very selective who they're bad with.Share



Skinny girls look good in clothes. Fit girls look good naked.Share



May you have nicer legs than yours under the table, before the new spuds are up.Share



Here's to our wives and girlfriends – may they never meet!Share



Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, SpiderShare



Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint – and another one!Share




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