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Fake hair. Fake nails. Fake smile. Girl, are you sure, you weren't made in China?Share

Do you want a perfect girl? Go and buy a Barbie!Share

The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is, that good girls are very selective who they're bad with.Share

Skinny girls look good in clothes. Fit girls look good naked.Share

May you have nicer legs than yours under the table, before the new spuds are up.Share

Here's to our wives and girlfriends – may they never meet!Share

Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, SpiderShare

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint – and another one!Share

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