Gift Sayings
Top Sayings about Gifts

You can't wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person in a hug.

I have tits. Give me free stuff!

If you have ever masturbated to my pictures, you owe me a fucking Valentine’s Day gift.

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.

Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.