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Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.Share



I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.Share



It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat.Share



I would lose weight ... But, I hate losing.Share



I'm not fat. I'm just easy to see.Share



Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.Share



I try to avoid things that make me fat. Like scales, mirrors and photographs.Share



I want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash.Share




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