Fat Sayings
Top 10 Sayings about Fat

Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat.

I would lose weight ... But, I hate losing.

I'm not fat. I'm just easy to see.

Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.

I try to avoid things that make me fat. Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash.