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Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.


I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.


It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat.


I would lose weight ... But, I hate losing.


I'm not fat. I'm just easy to see.


Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.


I try to avoid things that make me fat. Like scales, mirrors and photographs.


The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.






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