Menu   Search   Share

Present Sayings
Top Sayings about Presents


I have tits. Give me free stuff! I have a penis. Blame me for everything!

Saw it. Liked it. Asked grandma. Got it!

Apparently the thing my kid most wants for Christmas this year is for me to go bankrupt.

You can't wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person in a hug.

 Sayings     Share   Search   Menu