As you slide down the banisters of life - may the splinters never point the wrong way.
Dear Problems, Please go and fuck yourself!
Tonight I'm drinking until I'm someone else's problem.
People change, things go wrong, shit happens, life goes on.
I love days when my only problem is tea or coffee.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem.
Chocolate doesn't solve problems. But neither do apples.
Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems.