The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.
The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat.
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs. But I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.
People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.
To all those people who have gossiped and bitched about me. Thank you so much for making me the center of your little world.
Is it just me or do idiots multiply quicker than normal people?
Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.
