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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.


I woke up early. There was no worm.


Why is it called »beauty sleep« when you wake up looking like a troll?


To-do list:
1. Wake up
2. Drink coffee
3. Poop
4. Be Awesome






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