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Top Sayings about Waking Up

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.

I woke up early. There was no worm.

Why is it called »beauty sleep« when you wake up looking like a troll?

To-do list:
1. Wake up
2. Drink coffee
3. Poop
4. Be Awesome

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