You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize.
The moment you think I'm stupid; I've already outsmarted you ...
I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat!
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
Half the shit you think I don't know, I found out a long time ago.
Men look at a woman's behind and go "Wow! What an ass!" Woman look at a man's face and think the same.
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.