May God grant you many years to live, for sure he must be knowing, the earth has angels all too few and heaven is overflowing.
In Heaven there's no beer.
That's why we drink it here.
Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate.
Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets? I'd be happy to find intelligent life here on Earth first.
I'm not short. I'm just more down to earth than other people.
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.