Pig’s ass is pork no matter how you cut it.
Your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Yoga pants with no ass is like a wallet with no cash.
Yoga pants are push-up bras for asses.
I must have an amazing butt, every time I walk away from someone, I hear them whisper, 'What an ass!'
Men look at a woman's behind and go "Wow! What an ass!" Woman look at a man's face and think the same.
If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
This Christmas I'm putting mistletoe in my back pocket so all the people who annoy me can kiss my ass!
Sayings