Ass Sayings
Top 20 Sayings about Asses

Pig’s ass is pork no matter how you cut it.

Your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Yoga pants with no ass is like a wallet with no cash.

Yoga pants are push-up bras for asses.

I must have an amazing butt, every time I walk away from someone, I hear them whisper, 'What an ass!'

Men look at a woman's behind and go "Wow! What an ass!" Woman look at a man's face and think the same.

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!

This Christmas I'm putting mistletoe in my back pocket so all the people who annoy me can kiss my ass!