Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
Your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.
People change, things go wrong, shit happens, life goes on.
Some people are so full of shit. They should have flushing handles instead of ears.
Half the shit you think I don't know, I found out a long time ago.
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from.
The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.
People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.