Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.
I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
I wish exercising was as easy as eating!
A moment on the lips. Forever on the hips.
Diet rule: If nobody sees you eating it. It doesn't contain any calories.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in fridge?
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
My unicorn ate my homework.
