Bed Sayings
Top 10 Sayings about Beds


Today has been cancelled. Go back to bed!

Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.

I'm in my bed. You're in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

It's never to late to go back to bed.

Me. You. Bed. Now.

Follow your dreams. Go back to bed.

I wish you wouldn't live so far away from my bed.

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

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