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Top 20 Sayings about Men


I have a penis. Blame me for everything!

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.

The most honest compliment of a man is a boner.

Boobs! The proof that men can focus on two things at once.

Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper.

Men are idiots and I married their king.

During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a cold.

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