I have a penis. Blame me for everything!
Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.
The most honest compliment of a man is a boner.
Boobs! The proof that men can focus on two things at once.
Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper.
Men are idiots and I married their king.
During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a cold.
