Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile, because it happened.
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
I turned my whole life around. I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
When I feel sad, I just go to my happy place. The fridge.
Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate.
A good-bye is never painful unless you’re never going to say hello again.
You love me, you hate me but you will never forget me!
May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.