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Dear Santa, Yes I was naughty this year, but at least I am honest about it, that should count for something?

I just stole Santa's naughty list ... Ironically it's almost identical to my friends list.

Don't piss me off. I'll give your number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

It's all fun and games 'til Santa checks the naughty list.

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary for Christmas.

Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I'll buy my own stuff.

Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.

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